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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 29.06.2025 09:51

What movies have not aged well?

A View to a Kill

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Dr No

I can’t get any girl I want, but I can just get some not my type of girls, so I feel I’m so ugly. What should I do?

Live and Let Die

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Moonraker

Goldfinger

Why do some people never get to on a date even though they wanted to? Are they just too ugly and weird for everybody?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

How did it feel to take your first gay BBC?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Octopussy

When was you wife swapping fantasy started?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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From Russia With Love

The Man with the Golden Gun

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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-J W Pepper

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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